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(217): View more from Illinois

Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20

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(858): View more from California

this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me

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that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

(705): View more from Ontario

Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep

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