I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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