pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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