you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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