I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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