You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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