he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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