Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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