you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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