Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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