i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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