After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
