At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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