I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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