I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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