We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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