I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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