weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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