Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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