in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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