i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival