Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died