Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.