Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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