Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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