West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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