Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ketchup is God's man juice
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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