hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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