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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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