Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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