all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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