I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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