he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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