Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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