that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think your dad took our porno
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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