My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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