Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
God, I missed his penis.
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