home. puking in laundry basket.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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