omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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