So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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