I hate your face
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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