I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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