im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
my vag is so smooth its legendary
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
