i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
How naked do you want me to be?
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