If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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