Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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