FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
