I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I could fuck to npr.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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