I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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