you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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