so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize