Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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