I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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