talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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