If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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