I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
