Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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