Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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