Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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