Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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