she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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