Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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